Snotty McSnoterson

My sick girl has still not gotten better. She has been sick for a week now. I feel so bad for her because she has no idea why she feels so crummy. The worst part is all the snot. She is so so snotty. At this moment there is snot all over her nose and mouth, her forehead, her right ear and her left eyelid. I can tell you I always judged moms whose kids were snot faced but now that I am one of them I feel bad for all those awful thoughts I had. I have tried everything to wipe her face but its like never ending snot and since she hates her face and nose wiped its impossible to keep up with. so my apologies to all you mothers out there with snot faced children, I finally get it. I took some pictures to try and show the extent of the snot and I caught one of her infamous snot bubbles she blows out of her left nostril, yummy.